What does having a broken picker mean?  Having a broken picker means that you attract the wrong men like black pants attract dog hair.  In other words, you probably don’t have a broken picker is you are always attracting husband material.  However, you definitely have a broken picker if you are constantly attracting someone else’s husband.   If you a bad boy lover, look at the following 10 questions to see if you have a broken picker, or maybe just a little bad luck?   
1.You might have a broken picker if: You find out the man you just started dating is going to prison.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You look at the calendar and start calculating how long until his release so you can pick him up.
2.You might have a broken picker if:  You go to a business function full of eligible professional men but find yourself wildly attracted to the hunky bartender.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You skip out of your business function and run off with the bartender.
3.You might have a broken picker if: If you ever dated a man on probation.
You definitely have a broken picker if:  The date was at his place, because he was on house arrest.
4.You might have a broken picker if:  If the man you just sleep with didn’t call you.
You definitely have a broken picker if:  This was the fifth time.
5.You might have a broken picker if:  You find yourself attracted to a man on work release.
You definitely have a broken picker if:  You date him anyway, rationalizing “that hey at least he has a job…right?”
6.You might have a broken picker if:  You meet a man who has different tattoos of all his ex-girlfriends
You definitely have a broken picker if: You look at them trying to figure out where he could put yours.
7.You might have a broken picker if:  The man you recently started dating calls to say he can’t make the date, because his bike just got repossessed.
You definitely have a broken picker if:  If you say, “That’s OK, I’ll drive.”
8.You might have a broken picker if:  If you ever went by a chain gang on the side of the road and thought, ‘wow, that one is cute!”
You definitely have a broken picker if:  You drove back around to write down the number on his back.
9.You might have a broken picker if: The man you had a crush on marries someone else.
You definitely have a broken picker if:  He calls six months later and asks you to meet him…and you go.
10.Finally, you might have a broken picker if: You read these and laughed. 
You definitely have a broken picker if: You didn’t.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
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