I need a few good men! (Don’t we all?) Have your picture on the cover of my new book The Broken Picker Fixer! It’s easy and fun, just have someone take your picture and email it in to me. It’s that simple. The best pictures will be used on the cover! How cool would that be?
I need full body shots with your arms at you side. Since the book is about broken pickers, I need a few good examples and your best example of a bad example (If you know what I mean?) Do you look like a tough guy?...send me your picture. Are you a great example of a knight in shining armor?...send me your picture. Would you simply like your picture on the cover of a book?...send me your picture.
Send digital pictures before 4/27/09 to brokenpickerfixer@yahoo.com.
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Monday, April 13, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
10 questions to find out if your picker is broken.
What does having a broken picker mean? Having a broken picker means that you attract the wrong men like black pants attract dog hair. In other words, you probably don’t have a broken picker is you are always attracting husband material. However, you definitely have a broken picker if you are constantly attracting someone else’s husband. If you a bad boy lover, look at the following 10 questions to see if you have a broken picker, or maybe just a little bad luck?
1.You might have a broken picker if: You find out the man you just started dating is going to prison.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You look at the calendar and start calculating how long until his release so you can pick him up.
2.You might have a broken picker if: You go to a business function full of eligible professional men but find yourself wildly attracted to the hunky bartender.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You skip out of your business function and run off with the bartender.
3.You might have a broken picker if: If you ever dated a man on probation.
You definitely have a broken picker if: The date was at his place, because he was on house arrest.
4.You might have a broken picker if: If the man you just sleep with didn’t call you.
You definitely have a broken picker if: This was the fifth time.
5.You might have a broken picker if: You find yourself attracted to a man on work release.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You date him anyway, rationalizing “that hey at least he has a job…right?”
6.You might have a broken picker if: You meet a man who has different tattoos of all his ex-girlfriends
You definitely have a broken picker if: You look at them trying to figure out where he could put yours.
7.You might have a broken picker if: The man you recently started dating calls to say he can’t make the date, because his bike just got repossessed.
You definitely have a broken picker if: If you say, “That’s OK, I’ll drive.”
8.You might have a broken picker if: If you ever went by a chain gang on the side of the road and thought, ‘wow, that one is cute!”
You definitely have a broken picker if: You drove back around to write down the number on his back.
9.You might have a broken picker if: The man you had a crush on marries someone else.
You definitely have a broken picker if: He calls six months later and asks you to meet him…and you go.
10.Finally, you might have a broken picker if: You read these and laughed.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You didn’t.
1.You might have a broken picker if: You find out the man you just started dating is going to prison.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You look at the calendar and start calculating how long until his release so you can pick him up.
2.You might have a broken picker if: You go to a business function full of eligible professional men but find yourself wildly attracted to the hunky bartender.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You skip out of your business function and run off with the bartender.
3.You might have a broken picker if: If you ever dated a man on probation.
You definitely have a broken picker if: The date was at his place, because he was on house arrest.
4.You might have a broken picker if: If the man you just sleep with didn’t call you.
You definitely have a broken picker if: This was the fifth time.
5.You might have a broken picker if: You find yourself attracted to a man on work release.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You date him anyway, rationalizing “that hey at least he has a job…right?”
6.You might have a broken picker if: You meet a man who has different tattoos of all his ex-girlfriends
You definitely have a broken picker if: You look at them trying to figure out where he could put yours.
7.You might have a broken picker if: The man you recently started dating calls to say he can’t make the date, because his bike just got repossessed.
You definitely have a broken picker if: If you say, “That’s OK, I’ll drive.”
8.You might have a broken picker if: If you ever went by a chain gang on the side of the road and thought, ‘wow, that one is cute!”
You definitely have a broken picker if: You drove back around to write down the number on his back.
9.You might have a broken picker if: The man you had a crush on marries someone else.
You definitely have a broken picker if: He calls six months later and asks you to meet him…and you go.
10.Finally, you might have a broken picker if: You read these and laughed.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You didn’t.
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