10 questions to find out if your picker is broken.

What does having a broken picker mean? Having a broken picker means that you attract the wrong men like black pants attract dog hair. In other words, you probably don’t have a broken picker is you are always attracting husband material. However, you definitely have a broken picker if you are constantly attracting someone else’s husband. If you a bad boy lover, look at the following 10 questions to see if you have a broken picker, or maybe just a little bad luck?

1.You might have a broken picker if: You find out the man you just started dating is going to prison.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You look at the calendar and start calculating how long until his release so you can pick him up.

2.You might have a broken picker if: You go to a business function full of eligible professional men but find yourself wildly attracted to the hunky bartender.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You skip out of your business function and run off with the bartender.

3.You might have a broken picker if: If you ever dated a man on probation.
You definitely have a broken picker if: The date was at his place, because he was on house arrest.

4.You might have a broken picker if: If the man you just sleep with didn’t call you.
You definitely have a broken picker if: This was the fifth time.

5.You might have a broken picker if: You find yourself attracted to a man on work release.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You date him anyway, rationalizing “that hey at least he has a job…right?”

6.You might have a broken picker if: You meet a man who has different tattoos of all his ex-girlfriends
You definitely have a broken picker if: You look at them trying to figure out where he could put yours.

7.You might have a broken picker if: The man you recently started dating calls to say he can’t make the date, because his bike just got repossessed.
You definitely have a broken picker if: If you say, “That’s OK, I’ll drive.”

8.You might have a broken picker if: If you ever went by a chain gang on the side of the road and thought, ‘wow, that one is cute!”
You definitely have a broken picker if: You drove back around to write down the number on his back.

9.You might have a broken picker if: The man you had a crush on marries someone else.
You definitely have a broken picker if: He calls six months later and asks you to meet him…and you go.

10.Finally, you might have a broken picker if: You read these and laughed.
You definitely have a broken picker if: You didn’t.